About Marty


Marty Topps is a comedian, producer and video maker from Toronto. Maybe you've seen his shows (Try the Jupiter and Mars buttons!)




Marty Topps loves you and is willing to prove it.



And now it's time for...




You've seen them at the Marty Topps House Party shows! Now get to know them a little better.

Here are Praying Handz and Thedaymybabygavemeasurprise!




Name: Praying Handz
Location: Left
Fav Food: Either a burger the size of my face or a slice of 'zza the size of my arm.
Fav Band: The Ronettes
Fav Colour: Red
Status: Taken, sorry ladies.
MT Dancer since: '07

"Hey guys. Don't just walk to the beat of your own drum. Dance the sh*t out of it!"


Name: Thedaymybabygavemeasurprise
Location: Right
Fav Food: Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Fav Band: Harry Connick Jr.
Fav Colour: Glow-in-the-dark Green.
Status: Single ;P
MT Dancer since: '05

"Keep practicing Kiddo."

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